Man U fans like their Korean lad, Ji Sung Park... "He shoots, he scores, he eats your labradors...."

Congrats to grant Westbrook and partner Naomi on the birth of there twin boys... All the best from the entire untouchables pool team

If you get the angle wrong then blame the table!!!

If you get the angle right the ball will always go!!!!

Happy birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me....... JJ

Cheers Mark

Happy Birthday Longshanks !

John Terry has done nothing worng, If the full back leaves a hole, then it's the center backs job to fill in.

The England team just voted to keep Terry in the world cup squad... With the ban on wags traveling no one wanted to take the risk of leaving him behind!

Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me.

the bar and buys himself a pint and sits down.Wenger,Fergus
on and Benitez ask what the hell is going on?To which Warnock replies"this is the fifth round lads and your not *******in in it!"

Neil Warnock,Arsene Wenger,Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub.Warnock gets up and gets a round in,Wenger gets up and gets the next round in,then Ferguson and then Benitez.Warnock then goes to

Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't let your wife near John Terry....

happy birthday sarah

The best dog in the world is a hot-dog. It feeds the hand that bites it.