You Touch It, You Wash It!
Wash your Fingers for the Mingers!
Wash your Nuts for the Sluts!
Wash your Pole for the Hole!
No Splash, NO GASH!
No Spray, NO LAY!
No Armani, NO PUNANI!
No Joop, NO FOOF!
No Gucci, NO COOCHIE!
No Fendi, NO WENDY!
No Boss, NO BOX!
No Paco, NO TACO!
No Calvin Klein, NO BUMP 'N' GRIND!
No Dior, NO WHORE!
No Dune, NO POON!
No Escape, NO GAPE!
No Cologne, You go Home ALONE!!!
No Tissue, She NO Kiss You!
No Stink, NO PINK!
No Money, NO PUNNI!
No Lolly, NO JOLLY!
No Stench, NO WENCH!
No Soap, NO HOPE!
No Lotion, NO MOTION!
No Wash, NO NOSH!
