Beechtree Crowns Secretary (as Sass is cueing up a fairly easy black): "I've seen these missed"
Sass (just after potting the black) : "Not by me you haven't!"
hersey comes out with some pearlers...
in the league cup qf he asked me the score...
"i said we were 5-2 up and they've just won the last 3 frames"
yes you've guessed it... "so what's the score now then?"