I saw this on the TV the other night and thought it was the funniest thing I've heard in years... It is the secret special snooker words to Lady in Red.... You can see the video by clicking on the link below.
"Never seen you looking so shiny as you did tonight
Never seen your baize so tight
You are amazing
I've never seen so many players wonder if the long pot is on
Looking for a little Cann-on
A cut as thin as a thong
And I have never seen such a clearance
Such a clearance of all the pots in every way
No more safety play
Table of reds
Is dancing with me
Cush to cush
Nothing is wrong
This big pink is on
But where?s the cue ball gone
And I hardly know
To play with stun or side
Never to forget
This shot to nothing life
Never to forget
My Table of Reds"
"Never seen you looking so oblong as you did tonight
Never seen your angles so right
You were a table
Never seen so many players tremble when they contemplate you
Chalking 'til their tips turn blue
Shaping for a screw
And I will never need another
I could reach that awkward green if you said yes
I won't need the rest
Table of reds
Is dancing with me
Cush to cush
Nothing is wrong
This big pink is on
But where?s the cue ball gone
And I hardly know
To play with stun or side
Never to forget
This shot to nothing life
Never to forget
My Table of Reds, table of reds..."
Edited by JugglingSpence on 27-04-2009 22:23
As happy as a single man living above a chip shop
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