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Better halfs to win cup prop are a great side but I feel the spark from us is coming back when we are all playing well we a good side we will take the cup and be champs again like we did in the summer season. :trophyone:

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C'mon bring home the trophy for the boys of Sydenham!!!!!!!!!

Goodluck guys!!!

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Oh we will mate they won't beat us.

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does anyone know how the prop got on against the better halfes first game of the season? i think it was 9-2 cant remember

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Yawn yawn. Better halfs are back. Time to make a statement bunter wen we win don't cry plz. Or storm off. The better halfs are going to win 100 percent. Ok lil bunter it's ok they are doing a buffet so all ain't lost is it chin up kid. :angel:

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bunter it was actually 10 v 1

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10.1 that's fking embarrassing how did we drop a frame to them chumps....bring it on the wana Bs u can't live with us as uv proved in the league u just aint got it...we uv got the mouth or the signs *******:angel:

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We can live with u jacko it's just in the league we haven't really had a full squad I ain't been playing in the team lately the grinch can't make sum Tuesdays and rod hardly comes so that's why we ain't in a good position in the league but we are fixed up now and ready! We will beat u in that final and upset a few teams in this league see with the better halfs no 1 likes playing us and u no why that is coz we a hard team to beat and u no that mr Jackson we are ready for this and will win!!

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Why is the plate final on the same night as the main event? It seems unfair I have to miss out on a potential classic just to play in a meaningless competition highlighting to everyone that we lost in the first round.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha mr cee way way way toooo funny and Rambo ha ha ha ha ha ha game over insert coin take a bow mr cee u actually have put the funniest reply up I have Eva read on this site.... Class!!!

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Ark at u lot with ur bs again n again n again,such wonderful people...u cum on here with ur constant attacks coz ur pool can't do the talking ...we wil beat u trust....Iv tried to b nice to u lot n rise above ur *******...forgive them lord they no not wat they do(ona pool table) not that I look down on u lot,heavens forbid:angel:

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Be nice to us?????? Swearing insulting us? What's nice about your replyszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I think a lil reading lesson is needed mate p.s u ain't winning nothing trust.

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All u lot av done is stir up *******24/7 ur all Steves puppets n let him manipulate u but r to dumb to realise it...all u lot av ever done is b rude n start *******wtf is wrong wit u lot...I cum up to u lot shake ur hands n b cool instead ov holding grudges over all the crap n still u cum bak on here n start again...people av asked me how I can b polite to u lot n I say uv gota try n rise above em...u lot don't care simple ain't it,sick ov it...nice bunch :angel:

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Tony i dont come on here no more only at times like this when you choose to dig people out about whatever it is that comes out your arse you need to go see the surgeon i mean doctor tell him you have a bad case of verbal diahorrea....!

The post my team mate put up was banter and you chose to attack a team mate of mine in regards to a disability they have total disrespect......!

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U hit the nail on the head mr cee he clearly feels threatened from us "crap pool players" he had no reason to dig Rambo out about his sign but that is just jacko oh dear god almighty plz look down on this troubled soul and guide him into a good sport..... It's ok tho we will win the k/o and that's we're it really will hurt the better halfs are back in town and we have only half inched the cup!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

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Did u say 1 word wen Barry n that took the proper pis out ov him,n Iv made a nothin comment n u arseholes all giv it again...u think I'm not gona say nothin wen he just slags me off...u luv all this *******coz bein arseholes is all ur team is about NO 1 LIKES US BUT WE DON'T CARE *******IN *******S

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guys this could turn out to be a cracking final,but stop all this slagging off and let your pool do the talking or world war 3 could kick off at the home of pool,
remember its only a game,there can only be one winner and lets hope we are talking about the quality of pool played and not something stupid.
good luck to both teams.

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Keep talking to The Lord jacko, how does that saying go again, oh yeah, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your a c*nt

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Firstly when are you talking about i dont remember it enlighten me please....?

What right have you got to come on here and try mug us off like your something big round here nothing but a little ******* who hides behind his keyboard.....!

It was not that long ago we was at frames and we spoke about this personally i have nothing against you in the past but now i do but i dont like how you come on here and abuse people but never say nothing to them directly why is that maybe if they was a woman you might have found it easier.....!

We the better halfs are no 1s puppets im not even aware if steve bird has seen this thread....!

If you cant seperate banter from insults then you need help....!

I think we are going to need a bigger boat
Caught a live 1 here.....! :bite:

:angel: :nerner:

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Knocky read my first post mate I didn't abuse any 1 in that team did I? Said they a great side but we will win of course I am going to say this as I am a better half I believe we will half inch it! But then jacko starts his usual ******* notice how no 1 else in his team say nothing they are probably embarrassed by jackos nonsense he started the abuse was not me! He doesn't help himself really calling us *******s *******pool players embarrassing wtf is that all about it makes us more geared up n e way respect to the prop great side but we will win this and I will laugh at jacko yet again!

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Knocky it will be a good final what started out with banter was soon turned sour and not by us but by someone who has been in this league for a long time and should be able to know what banter is only he dont....! :bite:

:angel: :nerner:

:saxton: :trophyone:

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Rambo cums on here n *******s me off wen I ain't said jack *******to no 1....typical better halves tryin to intimidate people...n yea grinch that's funny from u wen no 1 wants u in our league....all u do is start trouble

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Start trouble? Who have I started trouble with in the league???????????????????????

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We love u grinchy we do we love u grinchy we do ooooooooo grinchy we love u!!!! Jacko u did start mate u and Rambo have ur thing from way back!!! But does that give u reason to insult the rest of us???? Terrible really was looking forward to a close 1 but now we going to demolish the game all u do is fire us up and boy are we ready come on u halfs!!!!!!!!

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Funny how you say nothing to Andre or Danny but want to start with me???? So it looks like you only start with people who are smaller than you (or women) haha

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That woz all ur idea in the 1st place to start *******n fire urselfs up...wat don't u think wer gona b then...don't matter as opening game proved n wen u played eagles in final...wer ona mission n all the trouble making u lot wana do won't change that...Rambo slagged me off for nothing apart from to geta response ,enuf now...let the pool do the talking if u dare...

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That woz all ur idea in the 1st place to start *******n fire urselfs up...wat don't u think wer gona b then...don't matter as opening game proved n wen u played eagles in final...wer ona mission n all the trouble making u lot wana do won't change that...Rambo slagged me off for nothing apart from to geta response ,enuf now...let the pool do the talking if u dare...

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Fink I got a boooooooooom and it's a big 1 :bite:

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Haha wel played sir x

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:kiss:

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Last time, I chalked the chalk in your face because you tried to say I was cheating then you got home and did a keyboard warrior against me.

So bascially you started slagging me off... Simple as.

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Ok m8 ignore the 4 other people who saw the foul...u accused me ov cheating by calling the foul as if I'd made it up...people need to trust the ref to do his job n not b rude if they don't like the outcome...ain't worth goin over this *******again is it but ur opening post on this thread u *******ed me off AGAIN ..Jesus Christ Ava day off

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Go beg for forgiveness you little queer

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Nice, real grown up.

This sort of bickering is what's ruining this site. I used to come on here all the time but now I just use it for fixtures.

If I wanted to start playing in the league and I came on to this site I'd see all this childish crap and think twice.

By all means have a debate but name calling is out of order.

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Who is Mr Cee? (puzzled look)

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rambo not being funny but what has jacko said to you in the first place? you come on here and give it the big one for no reason. You say let the pool do the talking so why dont you take all your grudges out with jacko and play him for 50 quid and ill have another 50 quid with you that he wins? THE POOL HAS SPOKE.

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Yep, totally agree with you EmDee, hence why I don't come on here anymore.

What started out to be friendly banter by the youngsters amoungst themselves ( who bytheway are team mates on different leagues ) has escalated into this conduct.

Tony, you should know better at your age mate and you're simply showing yourself up and I knew it wouldn't be too long before you brought me into it. But now that you have, here we go.
I don't see any other of the Prop Guy's giving out your crap and I guess that's because they're professional in conduct, unlike yourself.
Why is it always you ! Or is it that you're desperate to keep your position with them because no one else wants you.
Let me give you a word of advise. You can be the best thing since sliced bread but if no one wants you then you're pointless.

" Steve's Puppets" " Manipulation" " Pulling strings"
Whatever next will come from your mouth !
Tell you what, since no one else wants you, I have a spot for you on the great Muppet show and my strings are ready to attach. Bet you can't wait to know who you'll be replacing ! But you'll have to fall in line and act professional like the rest of my puppets and control that mouth of yours.
The Better Half team consists of all good people and will certainly stick together to defend each other rather than go team hopping. I'm sure you can see that.

Let's bring this to a close now.

Monday 28th Jan at the Farley.

The Mighty Better Halfs -v- The Propellor.

Both teams have worked and travelled hard to reach this final of which should be a very enjoyable and competitive evening. Why spoil it with all this crap beforehand.

let's do it on the baise !

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Now then now then now then J.S. is alive....this all started many moons ago over cheating aligations accusing me n the German ov match riggin wen I won a Farly comp...sum people may cheat but I do not,I av no need to n I believe it's morally wrong...Iv only played for the prop wen they've Ada team n patriots wen i left prop coz ov Riley's bar n then unpredictables,went back to prop as unpredictables did not enter a side last summer n av stayed there so I don't change teams all the time n av been asked to play for many many teams but I stay loyal...ur team seems to change all the time as I fancy ur loyalty only lies with the players u deem good enuf,sum people may say ura user but not me ....now then x

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Sure man, here's the address to my local pool hall


Diane's Pool Hall
242 Morrison St, Edinburgh

Let me know when your both in Edinburgh maybe jacko will give you a lift here? But I think it be better for yourself if you just walk here, do you the world of good.

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C another insult from u guys...u talk about banter but no 1 is allowed to say jack *******to u lot without u avin spiteful nasty digs...wats banter wat aint ? Who nos ...like I said b4 that's enuf ain't it,we can agree we r not fans ov 1 another so leave it at that n let the pool do the talking..

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Absolutely superb!!!!!!! Ha ha h ha

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So Wacko, You coming to play me for ?50 in Scotland.?

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Now then now then now then J.S. is alive....this all started many moons ago over cheating aligations accusing me n the German ov match riggin wen I won a Farly comp...

Who's J.S Bytheway ?

Oh my dayz, this is soooo boring.

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Boringggggggggg !

I know a song that will get on ya nurvs, get on ya nurvs, get on ya nurvs, I know a song that will get on ya nurvs, get get get on ya nurvs ...............

Who knows the next line ?

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P.s billy Are uou sure you wanna come to Edinburgh to play me cos you will pack your cue and walk out the venue after one match, it's a long way to get the bus back home. Hilly billy.

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Banter is banter jacko. The thread started by Danny was saying that he thinks we will win. Even said that you are a good team which you are. If Rambo has a dig at you that's between you two, there is no need to start calling us all all arseholes and whatever else. That's what gets people's backs up. At the end of the day your argument is with Rambo not the rest if the team

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I THINK ENOUGH SAID ALL ROUND WERE MEANT TO BE PLAYING A POOL MATCH .YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE BANTER YOU WANT IF YOUR AT THE MATCH.

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hold up steve rambo asa pop at me i slid a pis take bak then drey jumps in wit sum nasty arse dig then iv got all ov u on me bak ,so yea between me n rambo so tel the rest ov ur guys to butt out n especially since all ur team as ever done is cause grief n u think iv just got2 ignore all the sht u lot throw at me..no m8 ...im happy to ava peaceful life but u lot wont allow it,pack ov hyenas makes me sick makes me wanna cap ur arse or take a sock off...dont dig me out 24/7 n i wont dig u lot out...id hate to c the worse halves if u lot r the better 1s...seriously stick to ur other leagues croydon dont want u in ours

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We the better half boys are here to stay in Croydon League, if your not happy being in the same league as us, then yourself and your team can ******* off to another league.

I understand why you don't wanna be in same league as us cos we are too good for you, you know where the door is, goodbye jacko

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Sounds like Rambo has proper bottled it to me, croydon league croydon sight oh come to Scotland and play for ?50 lmfao.

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How would I bottle it? They challenged me and I accepted and Edinburgh is where I'm living and I don't see them accepting my challenge do you?.

Anyways don't talk *******mr one hand.

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I've read enough too much bull*******e on this thread your mums a ho, your dad likes donkey dick etc etc

Monday let the banter flow lets see who holds their nerve two great teams clash. I think it maybe rowdy and loud Monday night and I for one cannot wait to lock horns and I hope the better halfs win to deny the prop a realistic treble. I made a bold prediction quite simply at the start of the season the prop would never win the league however what I've witnessed and faced earlier in the season shows that they are a different animal this season and I'm trying to equate why the answer is simple

Billy is the missing puzzle that the prop have been looking for yes jacko is class immature mind but class but Bunter seems to have knuckled down. The prop have no doubt strengthened an already decent team with hughie and ricky cook is the most under rated player in the league.

There's no question the better halves have to fire on Monday to compete but you'd be silly to write us off because when we turn it on we turn it on.

May I be the first to wish both parties good luck.

Lets stop all this nonsense let the pool do the talking

Jacko I couldn't resist sorry I nearly made a post without digging you out but I have to say I shagged your mum lol jokes all the best

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Must say Farron... most intelligent post so far...

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That's not much of an achievement though.

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How have you bottled it ( Rambo ) as I said croydon league croydon sight where are you SCOTLAND all good accepting a challenge on a croydon sight mate but that's where it is CROYDON hmmmmm

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naugthy faron thats ur nan ur talking about son x

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It's only fair to have the last words on this thread and they are the better halfs to win the cup unlucky in the doubles jacko :angel: ha ha ha ha

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Yea surprised u weren't there m8,(not) y weren't u there dan where wer u?

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Me and Steve lost 5-4 in the last round. I don't mind losing in my own venue.... Now 1 thing I would have minded was going all the way to frames and losing that would be embarrassing....... But mind u mate u are used to Sydenham boys tapping u up by now well done mr Eldridge and little ha ha ha tony the tap up :angel:

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the prop to beat the better tarts 6-1 what do you think?
frame 1: i trim up danny. see you later.
frame 2: andre melts like an ice cream
frame 3: rod flukes the black to break dish
frame 4: steve k flaps like a fish
frame 5: joel cant pot noodles
frame 6: farron misses a black 2 inches from the pocket ( names win frames)
frame 7: steve bird plays his first frame of the season and gets broke dished
frame 8: better luck next year to the better halfes.

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Oh dear oh dear ok bunter actually it goes a lil like this...

Frame 1 bunter gets to break only in the corner of his eye he notices the buffet is coming out totally gone can't concentrate as he notices the sausages disappearing 1 by 1 so he decides to pot the black during the frame 1 nil us

Frame 2 up steps Andy shaw who goes for it even tho it ain't there... Dray deals with the rest

Frame 3 will tho put jacko up.......... Erm erm erm no coz he has noticed rod in the building he is melting faster than a ice cube in a oven he still gets them memory's of rod doing him in the last frame to knock them out of the cuplast season rumour has it even his cross on his ear starts saying prayers wen he sees rod. Melt 3-0

Frame 4 up steps Joel to a hard thought frame with hughie but jus manages to half inch it good man hughie very pro and I respect that but unlucky the welsh wizard jus showed his class!

Frame 5 up steps grandad only to notice he aint good Enuff to play the grinch so he hands it over to mr cook who goes to break and miss cues like bad grinch looks at him and says that's your night ruined

5-0

Frame 6. Where's bunter gaz his gone home ha ha ha ha ha

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Dream on BanterBunter !

BanterBunter 1 -v- 5 The Master of Disaster.

When are you paying me my 5K Bunter ?

You told me that all your mates would back you for a share of you winnings and then loose and run away.

I think it will be a great final but not as Billy describes. Just goes to show his inexperience of the game.

He's too predictable, too readable and a real yellow belly.
We at The Better Halfs have tried to be as nice as possible to Billy and rigged up the local icecream van to be stationed outside The Farley just so that he can keep himself occupied and quiet.

Us Better Halfs Guys won't be touching a table on the day prior to the match. We're all going to a long relaxing and unwinding Ballet class. You know, just to clear ones head of all thoughts and to get muscels completely relaxed.
You could join us if you wish Billy but I'm not too sure how you'd look in a leotard !

Ladbrokessss !!!!!!!!!! Game onnnnnnn

A close final but The Mighty Better Halfs to win by 2 clear frames I think.

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" BREAKING NEWS "

I've just heard that BanterBunter's house was broken into last night.
The thiefs didn't bother with the house but headed straight for Billy's room and started ramsaking it.
Billy with a shock of horror upon his face timidly asks, " What are you searching for "
A deep stern voice from behind a black mask replies " MONEY "
Billy smiles and starts searching with them !

Sorry to hear about your misfortune Billy.
Should I cancel the icecream van now ?

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LoooooooL

billy room is packed with food hence why nobody could find money, try the chippy tills you'll find it in there!

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oh dear one post and their all on my rod, lets just leave this thread alone now till monday coz when we win and i post on here i bet theres no reply then. like all u choppers say let the pool do the talking.

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Yes Billy let's just do that. We want The Mighty Better Halfs name on that again and to keep all the silver ware in Sydenham.

What concerns me most is to hear that you've become soooo protective over Rod !
He may be yours but he's also Better Half lol

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Cor blimey what a thread unreal that amount of views and replys my evil plan worked caught some big jacko fish like huge! What a bite what a catch! And caught the worlds heaviest fish bunter! Now the last words are better halfs 6-3 prop u heard it here first

Come on you halfs!!!!!!!!

Jackooooooooo :bite: :dance:

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I should come down and show jacko how to play pool. Then that's 6 -
2, to us!!!

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Rambo ur s--t so stay where u r u mug. U ain't in the same league so shut the f--k up. As for u Wildmans love child we will see. Come tmrw u will be owned. Nuff said, lets get this game on.

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Ha ha ha I new I wud get the kermy u jus had to do the wildman didn't ya can't resist ha ha I won't get owned we are going to do the bizola over u lot Can't wait mr kermy

:trophyone:

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Looking forward to it,is u dad comin to watch.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz play me tomorrow plz.

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Careful wot u wish for!!!!!

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You can't wish for yourself, You wee *******e

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I wasn't in the same league and still came down to beat the Croydon best player, So it's not a problem.

So shut the ******* up *******.

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Keep me out of any conversation please. I have litle time for any of this nonsense.

If it were possible Id hope both teams lost.

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Not been on here for a long time & just wondering who are the better halfs ? Apart from Rod & Farron who is in this team ?
To be saying Tony Jackson is a bottler etc is laughable - am pretty sure he is one of the best players the lge has had.........

As for challenging someone to a money match (Well if you can call ?50 a money match) in Scotland & for peanuts is a joke

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Better halfs 6 - 5 propeller

First of all hats off to the prop for playing their part in an awesome final.
It has to be one of the best finals I've seen and been a part of. Prop raced into a 4-1 lead courtesy of jacko hughie cooky Bunter. Danny Keliher winning the third frame but from 4-1 down the halfs pulled it back to 4-3 thanks to Keliher and Joel.

Jacko then beat rod again in frame 8. I won the 9th to make it 5-4. Steve Krishnan took it to a decider following one of the best blacks you'll see. Unbelieveable cut following a simpler black he missed by 7 foot lool.

Decider went Danny kelihers way against jacko.

The cup is ours.

Just want to say commiserations to the prop it was an awesomely contested final. We held our nerve when other teams may have rolled over. There was banter and all in all a lot of respect shown. Jacko again showed the mans quality on the table.

It was a suitable finish to a wonderful saga/game well played to all and congratulations to the better halfs

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Played in a great final tonight,am gutted to lose after bein 4-1 up but them better half boys don't know when to give up. Well played guys and well played Danny,u bought the beans home for ur team. Good night,good banter just a shame about the result. All the best fellas,congratulations.

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Thanks kermy you boys were awesome and it could have gone either way. I really fancied you for the treble this year. Good luck for the league cup and league double

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Cud not agree with Ricky and farran more great final the best I have played in great atmosphere really enjoyable! The prop are class and a great bunch I really enjoy the rivalry between the two teams! I think it's important to have this keeps it interesting! Must say Steve Krish that was the best black I have seen unreal bro under that pressure class!!! Being 4-1 down in a race to 6 to half inch it 6-5 I am proud of my team! We dug in and didn't let the score line bother us! Must say jacko was impressive tonight bunter impressed me also got a lot of stick and dealt with it like a pro! The boy is growing up and he will get much better for that!! The table was a dream to play on want to say well done to the Farley for getting the table like that pleasure to play on!

Want to wish the prop the best of luck for the remainder of there season class act!!

And faz it's x2 L's kelliher tut tut ha ha

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obviously wen u lose u remember the odd bits ov run wat went against u n sum ov the frames u should ov won but thats pool n wer not pro's...wel done to the better halfs it woz a buzz n a pleasure to play in n its wat makes this game n this league gr8,passion n pressure maketh the game :angel:

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Well First of all Congrats to Better Halfs, I knew they would do it...

Unlucky to Jacko/Billy and Propeller... The Prop will/probably win the league.

Winter/Summer KO Cup > Better Halfs.

Well done to everybody, Wish I was there to witness and be part of this, But it's not to be...

The banter worked in our favour and you guys fell into our traps lol... But hey the talking is done on a pool table.

Well played Special K, Heard you was man of match...

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I'd have to disagree no one fell into anyone's trap end of.

Solid game of pool from two strong teams

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Congrats to the better 1/2s as beating a side like the prop from 4-1 down is some acheivement, must be a decent side
Who is in the team ?
Looks like they are acheieving what we did back in the day by beating the big boys in finals & upsetting a few apple carts en-route

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Truey,

They are a better side and have equal if not more arrogance than you guys did in your day.

I have to be honest and say I am suprised they beat the Propellor who do have a good side this year. Gotta give credit to anyone coming from 4-1 down to win.

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tbh shaggy there wer 3times in 2nd set wen massive slices ov luck went there way n top that with our guys not finishing from decent positions all added up to them making the cum bak to win them frames,fair play to em there wer a good few twitches out there wat made it so enjoyable as every1 woz bang under pressure made it a gr8 final,i feel we should never ov lost so hats off to em they done wel :angel:

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Jacko I feel it was a great final Ricky took out a good lil clearance but was always a risk of him snookering him self has far tons yellows was all down the other end of the table. And yes u went 4-1 up there was not a break dish in that score line tbh we cud have been 4-1 up as there was chances in every frame I wud hate to feel u are going like u lost coz we had the run of the ball.... Great advertisement for croydon pool I feel u took your chances in the first set but in the 2nd we rose to the occasion. Take nothing away from u lot and your individual performance. Remember no matter how easy u fink the balls are u still have to do it under extreme pressure! :8ball:

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did not see that result coming especially from 4-1 down...so well done in beating a real top side. & truey are the rumours true about the edens imminent return?

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No m8 all I thought woz 3times it went ur way n yes every1 ad chances n all the frames so we won sum frames wat u looked good for n vice verse hence my original comment ov none ov us bein Pro's wat made it an exciting final
...not taking nothing away from u guys u done wel ,twas just felt any1 ov them runs didn't happen we would ov got across the line but that's pool there's always a small bit ov luck involved at our level in the odd frame yea...wel played m8 enjoyed it even tho we lost :angel:

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Ah ok mate top stuff and honestly was a pleasure to play u lot. Looking forward to the league game against u lot in a few weeks said be good. :D:

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REVENGE!!!!!!! Lol

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