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On Thursday at approximately 3 o'clock Neil Hall went to biggin hill and lost his ass hole......

Ben 3 - 1 Neil

If anyone finds it please hand it into the Thomas Farley. (and a cue action if you have one spare)

Thanks

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Hahahahahahahahah
Congrats Ben u r now the current Croydon no1 and u have taken the big man off the top spot!!!! Well done!

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lol... so now it's official neil is number 2...!

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Breaking News
Its been reported theres a big hole and its leaking gas :fart: In Thornton Heath High street

Could this be the one your looking for..??

But no reports of a Cue action any where.:wrong:

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very funny, well done ben you fully deserved the win after having the rub of the green when you missed a easy cut and came out smelling of roses to take the first frame almost broke and dished the second but snookered myself but still pulled it back to 1 1 and made a couple of bad shots and ben cleared up well, in the last 2 games, good luck in the next round mate, played really well,

ohhh and for the record i was never croydons number 1 that was mev but was ranked 2nd last year so will still keep my head held high, just didnt happen for me today but still a lot to fight for this season,

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hello stranger thought you would pipe up you just cant help yourself can you, loool, he got a long way to go to achieve what i have achieved in this league mate so no it dont make him croydons number 1 that would be mev,i finished 2nd so croydons number 2 is good enough for me,

awaiting your reply ?

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Congrats Ben you is the man LOL

Unlucky Neil :haha: :violin:

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There's plenty of people in the league that have not won the div5 singles and secretary's and div 4 secretary's and singles.

That's like saying man city are not as good as S*******horpe until they win the div 3 title and Johnstone paint trophy........granted you took a bit of stick with croydons number one claims and came back to win some titles and matches but you got a long way to go to be regarded as a top 20 Croydon player...

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Sorry, I meant 200 :snigger:

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really well you should check the rankings from the last 2 winter seasons mate tables dont lie,

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rankins dont lie? think ur find under the current point system they do tel the odd porky....iv said it before lower divisions get way to many points to elevate sum ov there players to positions there clearly not worthy ov....no doubt u must av sum talent neil but croydons number2 ? win the singles m8 win the div1 most wins then u can brag about it...its not a true reflection is it or r u the 2nd best player in croydon? not avin a dig at u just our bent point system..:angel:

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No tony of course I'm not it's a bit of banter I got a very long way to go to be up there but div 2 next up so we shall see mate

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When they sort the divisional points out to reflect the standard of play in each division AND everyone enters all the KO competitions AND everyone turns up to every league match then you may have a point. Without these factors the rankings are just as reliable as RVPs ankles.......:trophytwo:

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morray dolan finished 300+ in the croydon rankings... nuff said...!!!

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Because morray lives in brighton and most probs plays 4 games a seeason

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See-a-son !
Are you his son Billy ?
He'd probably love to come up and see you mate and play the game whilst he's here and probably teach you a bit more.
Lend him your freedom pass as you obviously don't need it anymore.

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