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Jolly 5 - 6 Warbank

Struggled to get a result but managed it in the end.

Certain team members could not cope with the over size table alot of dolly balls went begging.

Home team did get some luck but that's Pool.

Goodluck to the Jolly!! :D:

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Refugees need a stop watch 5-6 snail pace loyists

Think we need to bring hawkeye into Croydon pool shocking calls made tonight !!
I got to start by saying the Farley are a cracking bunch of lads but whoever has them in the league think a stop watch mite come in handy !!!
We should of been 4-1 up in the first half I made a bad shot and played a df only to turn my back the player call a foul snooker when he could clearly hit both sides of the ball .. For the ref to award it ??????????
No disrespect here but some players take the utter piss over taking there time on there shots not naming the loyists players who were ...
My final frame I decided to do the same only to see lee mannister play like a frigging rocket :|
Rant over stop watch next week and good luck to the slowest team I've played all season :nerner:

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Loyalist's are sponserd by Red Bull :haha: :winkgrin:

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They have been watching the 2 Chineese Sychro divers in the Olympics, Wayh-too-Slouw and Wye-soh-Slouw :rofl:

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mr waters dont get short we us frodo! i have to say this all lies and your a weird little man! i knew never trust a bald person you never know they might of been as ginger as neil back in their youth what guessing for you mr waters was a long time ago or god just hates you! ohh yea pegleg (john hersey) slagging off farley tables well you cant say much when your table is straight as your home venue! im going leave this with a good day!

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Aside from Mr Waters dummy coming out, I take exception to the slight against bald people (blond as a child) :D:.

Dukes 7 - Rileys 4 - they only had 4 players. Most of the season it's been us caught short, but we now have the ultraaaaaa-sllllooooowwww Martin Curran back, so definitely need a stop watch.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funniest thing I have seen in ages dunno who u are but like it loooooooool ha ha ream!!!! :angel:

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The hermit has come out under Neil's bum !!! Let me say Shaun u wasn't watching the game you were playing cards with your girlfriend in the corner oooops sorry that was chas ( fitting for the venue u were in )
And if u put your specs on I said from the start nice bunch of lads sorry if that upset u plus 1 little lady !! I ain't moaning I lost we lost but the time taken on shots takes the piss !!

And Kellogg's think your be getting rammed soon enough ...
But unlike your sportsmanship on here ... Not letting the refugees rearrange a match and knowing your doubles partner plays for that team on a Wednesday just shows the bloke you are !!! See u wednesday ;-)

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Rammed by who And Wednesdays has f all to do with Croydon I did not re arrange it coz I didn't believe they cud not get a team which proved me right so hush your mouth u really no how to push my buttons u no nothing about Wednesdays at all come along like u a super star u not even a has been coz u never had it in the first place have u Eva played in div 1? Ur trouble is u come on here n give it to every 1 have a bit of class Andy.... Do me a favour and don't even talk me again in your life don't mention my name I got nothing to say to u leave it at that.

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Kellogg's u really need to take a frigging chill pill, me old passed it mucker !!!!
It's called a *******ing laugh and banter, nothing more but if your adult enough not to see that your problem .. And for your info I have played in every division inculding div 1 and won trophies so as whacko would say check the hall of fame !!!
I don't big myself up on here giving it about myself ....
I just love the banter and laugh as well as :bite:

Good luck in the team knockout .... Now it would show your class if u played of number 1 instead of hiding way back at no 5

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Oh that's ok sorry I thought u was being serious friends for Eva :drunk:

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U can buy me that pint Wednesday u chopper :nerner:

And Kellogg's just to say this is a site were u come on and view your point across and have a laugh it's not personal if so I'd beat u all day long :chair: lol
Now if u don't see the funny side specsavers are still doing a offer

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sorry for the late reply havent be online lately anyway hermit lol that is a good one! aint heard that word in a while so i will give you a high five for that but still a bit dissapointed though you didnt come up with a few more insults! so you notice me playing cards shouldnt of you been focusing on your own game ohh wait i get it.. you was jealous wasnt you well im sorry bruv but your just not my type! sorry to let you down like this but i just dont find weird little bald eyes popping out frog face jerks a turn on! again really sorry! back to point sweetheart taking to long again i say this is all lies and you foul was a foul snooker all day long whats weird is for a player of you statue i thought you would know da rules maybe it was my charming good looks putting you off? lol so i will leave you at end of the bar in your leather trousers hopping up and down IM THE ONLY ANDY WATERS IN CROYDON! good day

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Really is that it !!! That's the best you've got ....
Shaun your a let down was expecting better from you

Let me re-state for the record because that dummy sucking infant you are !!!!
I was merely talking about players taking the piss on there shots ... And that the stop watch was brought in a few seasons ago to stop players taking the piss on there shot selection and the time it takes them to play it ...

And it was not a foul snooker but hey it's done and dusted !
So when u have finished with your unknown comments do me a favour and asked chas to remove your cue from your arse :lol:

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Shaun Andy is right mate it ain't fair your battleing against sum 1 famous I swear I see you on little Britian saying yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea.............. :snigger:

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lol i like it andy keeping to the gay insults you're so flaming on that one you're practically on fire. I would stomp you out, but I don't want my foot to catch AIDS bruv. did you know if richard simmons and the female version of michael jackson had a baby, it would grow into the flamboyant idiot you are! maybe if ate some of all that makeup you use? you mite become pretty inside atleast? very unlucky but no harm in trying! was thinking calling you a c*** but you lack warmth and depht not that would know because you need have sex with a woman! for the foul yes it is done and dusted but it does questions why your boyfriend is with you cause it cant be your intelligence and since your so ugly i just to chuck a biscuit to you because beauty is skin deep, but ugly is just to the bone! hope this one was a bit better mate saving few more for later? danny danny DANNY boy if ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive, do you need me to explain what that means? im more than happy to help the slighty challenged ones tbh i did like the hole chavy trailor trash slagging insult but first thing came to mind was its a bit rich coming someone is so so going get married atleast 3 times and still have the same in-laws from the first! sorry that was bit mean since i know you want to marry your true sweetheart but there's a law against that my friend! but like i said earlier in this post i like to help the slighty challenged one so here we go danny.... loading a dishwasher doesnt get your wife drunk and toilet paper doesnt have page numbers so go buy some real toilet rolls and last one for the day Dom Perignon is not a mafia boss! well i need go because my gf (chaz) is calling me, ******* I LOST MY DUMMY! couldn't borrow any of yours could i please? see already line you for your next insult cause im such nice guy like that! lol have a good day and lets have a good slagging match my friends! p.s cant write a message without insulting neil so NEIL YOUR A DIV!

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Thought I would help the challenged as well. Here's a link for you, you may want to make a little purchase before your next post if you want people to understand what you're trying to say.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/English-Grammar-Dummies-UK-Edition/dp/0470057521

Thats my deed done for the day - you're welcome.

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English tip number one: " . " <-- This is a full stop. Use it.

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Let's be honest, this whole thread looks like it's been written by sleuth from the goonies.

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