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I think I may have prompted the 'Bloodhounds needing new players thread'.

I am looking to join a different team for this summer league. Please PM me or send me a text if you are interested. You can find my number in the Secretaries page (Bloodhounds).
Cheers, Steve.

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become an untouchable 4 the summer mate am sure your quality will shine and your talent can b seen lol no mate up 4 a laugh then put pen 2 paper

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Andy are we talking about the same person here :p ....
On a serious note tho, I did highlight what we as an Untouchable stand for ;)

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Loving the Confidence!! :D

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:p:pconfidence yeah that as well that u can play top flight pool in div 5 lol its a new team which will b working its way though the league we have top quality player's already no not u toss sorry alan memhet lol

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Allow me to correct your mistakes there Andy. I've highlighted the main ones :D
No need to thank me andy, Im always glad to help those who need help, And we all know your a "special case" ;)

But while were listing more about Untouchables, We did forget... Good looking, Smart, Funny, Top quality ability... Wait a sec that lists me to a tee...I'll get back to the rest of the Untouchables ;)
Oh but we do have a few bald headed gits :D

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Andrew & Alan, when is your wedding?

I must express that reading the utter trollop you write each week leaves me with one verditct. You are both gay lovers. Frustrated at best.

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na sorry prick far from the truth u dont like whats up here and aint up 4 a laugh dont read it then end of story and quote me on that....... if i remember the eden are touchy touchy if they win a game B)

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I think this is a case of a big fish in a little pond

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A word of advice to teach or any other players who maybe considering a move to the untouchables, just thought I would let you know of the disease called SMS that is currently rife in the team. Once you join you will probably find yourself suddenly shrinking while your head is expanding before you know it your cue case will tower above you and your head so big you will be claiming to be one of the best players in the league. For those who don't know SMS is more commonly known as small man syndrome :D

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o look another knob 2 come out off the wood work if u read the thread fom the start u will see it was about having a laugh the prick power come`s out that am gay yeah well say that 2 my face am sure your find out far from it .......... i think if u look u and the prick are coming off topic so y not help teach 2 find a team y not ask him 2 play 4 u whoever u play 4 since u hav`nt the bollocks 2 put that up.....:o:o:o

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and i quote that i hav`nt said i was the best player in the league i have played div 1 true...... and interleague true..... but as i have always said anybody can beat anybody on the day and i am playing div 5 because it was a new team formed and alan mehmet wishes 2 take it though the div`s ... or u wanting 2 play me or u 2 scared :o:o:o:o

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I heard a rumour that if u was to stand on top of alan mehmets shoulders you still wouldn't be as tall as my cue but saying that you two being the same height probably makes your gay antics a lot easier to perform B)

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barry watkins love your sence off humour mate ..... :D:D:D

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going to start calling you the great white you bit so hard:D

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u tosser should have known it was u..... your the wind up off all wind up`s sorry saxton 4 sayig tosser lol....... :o:o:o

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All you guys and your banter crack me up big style. ILMAO.

Teach will sign when the best proposal is offered to him. I don't think you guys are doing it for him.

Ready when you are mate. I think you are very well advised when quality speaks for it's self.

Byeee mate.

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It would be nice to get back to the actual point of this thread!! :D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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For the record, the closest Andrew has ever come to playing Division 1 was warming up the bench for the Unpredictables.

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i think u need 2 check your history i was an unpredictable but i was a driller as well.... and i was on the team that created history and if i remember right spanked the eden`s on the way 2 winning thr knockout cup tell me what u have done other than having a big mouth.. like i said this topic was about signing a player which i think u need 2 do so teach u wanna play 4 crap eden are looking mate......:o:o:o

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Alex what's with the hostilities, On a thread that is pure friendly fun ?
Steve, Myself, Andrew and Barry are all friends and we can banter in this way with no feeling it is serious but when you come along and say

And if this is your attempt at banter or humour.. you REALLY have failed miserably, But being as i am a captain/Sec i will always encourage people and i encourage you to keep trying and one day you will succeed at being mildly funny.

Alex this comment has left me bemused


Why you ask ?? for this reason......

Overall Rankings.
146 Farley Eden BARNETSON.Alex - 0 1 0 0 - - 1 1 1 0 0 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 0 0 0 - 1 ? ? 1 - - - - - - - - 1 1 - - - - - - = 4 1 1 2 55.00

Div Sec.
(11th from 12)Farley Eden BARNETSON.Alex - - - - - - 0 0 1 1 0 0 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? = 2

I will bet money on the fact that andrew will do alot better then you at this point if he were in Div one.

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sorry teach this has gone off topic some people just dont have a sence off humour....... i wish u luck and hope u find a team 2 play 4 the offer is still there 2 play 4 a friendly team...:p:p:p

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we could of done with mr waters when the heating packed up in the farley just before Christmas :o

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Sounds like we need a money match :

Andrew "the big fish, small pond" vs Alex "the tiny fish, big pond"

may the best average player win !! :p

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Maybe you should have a quick look at the Hall of Fame if you need to familiarise yourself on the Eden's achievements. There is of course one fundamental difference - I actually played in those matches!!

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Thanks Alan. I didn't realise what a great season I was having.

I'm sure Andrew would win the Divisional Singles, and be the best the player in Division 1. So I couldn't possibly waste my money on that well known fact. Amazed no Div 1 team has looked him up.

As for the hostilities, not my style fella.

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o look motor mouth off topic again..... i will have u no i turned down 3 div 1 team`s and was asked 2 play 4 hotshot`s by simon his self 4 the comng season i mite just take him up on his offer just 2 smash u up and send u back 2 poolville :o:o:o

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flash i will play the power but 2 make it more interesting..... loser quits croydonpool 4 good... let me state that i have never bigged myself up 2 being the best player in croydonpool but i can hold my own.... as this has gone far off topic and this stated out as a laugh between myself alan and teach the motor mouth power went a tad 2 far i can take comments made but 2 use this as his own little fun he has over stepped the mark :o:o:o

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This is not the Wild West Andrew. You really must stop watching those John Wayne films. Loser quits town for good rubbish. So excuse me if I have no decline to play you on such childish terms.

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play for ?50 or ?100 then

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Stop it... I can tell u all Andrew Waters played for The Farley Small Potatoes... Last summer... They won Div 5 and, Andrew had above 50% success rate... Ask the Sec. Cathy Fox... She has all the fact's...

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dot com has swum into deeper waters we may need a thicker line :o

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this is all a boring 2 me now... alex u wanna game money match or not pm me or just do what your best at :o:o:o first div is wank they was 2 much moaning and knobs in it 4 me..thats y i left and yes my old mate dave i did help a newly created farley team 2 win div 5.. if i remember i did that cos i always promised 2 play 4 a farley team and this time kept my promise :):|:o:pB):D

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But aren't you too good for me Andrew?

Money matches seldom materialise as agreement always breaks down on stuff like venue, amount of money, and timing. I rarely play these days for the Eden and have not done so on a regular basis for a couple of seasons due to recurring back problems. Naturally before I agree to anything I'll need to be fit and have a period of time to prepare.

Besides if I'm honest playing you for a few quid and your Girls Aloud CD and DVD collection really isn't that much of an enticement to dragging myself 100+ miles on a day when I could be spending it with my kids, especially as any effort I would have to put in, would as a result, involve having to marvel at your Divisional 5 pool skills and your not so good 'boy band' looks.

Plus Andrew, I doubt we will be on the same wavelength when it comes to the sum to play for. You may not be able to lose the money it would take to bring me to the table for a money match. Of course, I'll happily play you - but let be honest now and say I won't do so if it's going to be for peanuts. I have beaten better than you and I have lost to worse than you, and will continue to do so, and therefore, the ''playing for pride'' argument means nowt to me.

And before anyone else says 'I'll play you'', forget it, this is not an auction!

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Mr Watkins... Get your fishing rod out... Reel him in and, let's put an end to this... Money Match... Deal or no Deal... Or as they would say in the movies... Put up or Shut up...

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On a serious note...Indeed you did my man... Farley produces a new team every year, Thanks to people like you, Dom D'Souza, mickey Samuel, Cathy Fox, Mark Ban, Dianne, Fat Mc Dill,Paul Picton, Gary Smith and, many more... Those players move up the rank's... Or they move on to other teams... No offence Fran... but, the true Academy of Croydon Pool is The Farley... We produce more new players to the league than any venue but, Fran you can still be The Academy... Cos, The Farley is, "The Theater of Dreams"...

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Cant belive my name isnt mentioned :(
Played for the small pots in my first ever season in the Croydon league.

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Has to be the most long winded cop out ever !!!

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i think it is flash on the power`s b half..... power 100 miles each then i live in milton keynes yipppe dooooooooooooo told ya take my offer loser quits croydonpool then that way your have more family time wont ya and it will save you pennies on the petrol :o:o:o

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and just a note i am lucky 2 play once a week now myself...... but u need practice :o:o:o time.... like b4 boring boring and yep you got it flash u could have had your day at being a ref it was turned down and 4 the record alex i never said i was a better player than u.... i no i am :@:@:@

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You're both pony!

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I'm sure you lost to my 70 year old dad once ;)

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I've got it now John. You're either some kind of new era money match pool agent or Andrew's secret admirer? I think its probably the latter.

If you read my post, I said that I would happily play Andrew.

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am bored with this now like i said alex steve is available..... thanks spud 4 the comment your not bad yourself lol..... alex you wnt a game end of season that way your get enough games under your belt :D

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Andrew, If u r bored.then, dont respond... It's the best way 2 end a conversation... but, i think u r trying 2 lure ( Fishing again..lol..lol..) Alex into a money match... If so just ask him 2 put up or shut up... Then this thread can get back on topic...lol...

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This thread has gone off topic for too long now

If a money match is seriously being considered, please start a new thread under the money matches forum

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Aw, I was enjoying reading the friendly banter :(

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I thought you were just getting excited every time the thread made it to the top of the list again, in case it was another player you could tap up...

:D