Thread subject: CroydonPool.com - The CDPL Online Community :: 120 mph w~nker
Posted by nuttmeg on 11-12-2008 07:29
#1
just to let the league know the man who crashed into a small car @ 120 mph killing a father and son while pleasuring himself, then getting out telling passers by what the f**k are you looking at I will have you killed wasn't Brian Clarke I hope this clears that up
Posted by Farley on 11-12-2008 08:42
#2
nuttmeg wrote:
just to let the league know the man who crashed into a small car @ 120 mph killing a father and son while pleasuring himself, then getting out telling passers by what the f**k are you looking at I will have you killed wasn't Brian Clarke I hope this clears that up
Tony, Thank you for that... That is as clear as mud... What more can one say... Subject closed... Sorted...:rofl:
Posted by EmDee on 11-12-2008 15:59
#3
Unfortunately, Brian's metro can only do 107 downhill with the wind behind it, so yes, we knew it wasn't him.
And no, he rides the bus.
Also, I didn't take the piss out of him once in this whole post.
:thumb:
Posted by Spud on 11-12-2008 19:10
#4
I consider a good Danger Wnak to be when your missus is in the next room watching Corrie, so you crack one off whilst keeping one eye on the door. . . . .
This raises the bar to a new level.
Posted by teepee on 16-12-2008 21:45
#5
There's nothing wrong with wnaking, it's just like having sex with someone YOU love
Posted by EmDee on 17-12-2008 00:13
#6
A bloke with no arms entered a national masturbation competition.
Poor sod didn't come anywhere.